2011/09/14
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(913): did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
(765): What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
(662): they’re both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
(614): Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
(619): His “hunger Strike for change” lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend….not impressed.
(570): I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
(410): Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It’s two in the afternoon. He’s not even HERE.
(408): My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
