(228): they just did a mariachi cover of free bird

5 hours ago

3 notes

(407): Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs…. Pretty much my only aspirations in life.

5 hours ago

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(505): you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

6 hours ago

10 notes

(859): Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!

9 hours ago

5 notes

(618): Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake

10 hours ago

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(508): There’s a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?

5 hours ago

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(412): dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop

6 hours ago

8 notes

(775): He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
(856): Restraining orders are what college is about.

6 hours ago

7 notes

(865): I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.

10 hours ago

3 notes

(908): This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me

10 hours ago

2 notes