texts from last night in your dashboardTumblr (3.0; @textsfromlastnight)http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/(413): You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cod3dwsusobYzcz_F-6VuHnZMW0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cod3dwsusobYzcz_F-6VuHnZMW0/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cod3dwsusobYzcz_F-6VuHnZMW0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Cod3dwsusobYzcz_F-6VuHnZMW0/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=p3bEDS75GuU:u2DydccmZq4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=p3bEDS75GuU:u2DydccmZq4:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=p3bEDS75GuU:u2DydccmZq4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=p3bEDS75GuU:u2DydccmZq4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=p3bEDS75GuU:u2DydccmZq4:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=p3bEDS75GuU:u2DydccmZq4:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=p3bEDS75GuU:u2DydccmZq4:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/p3bEDS75GuU" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278214541http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278214541Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:09:28 -0500(814): I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ztHTncSjK5Cz-EfPdKQC8YL4LhI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ztHTncSjK5Cz-EfPdKQC8YL4LhI/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ztHTncSjK5Cz-EfPdKQC8YL4LhI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ztHTncSjK5Cz-EfPdKQC8YL4LhI/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=DhkRgHnx4a8:NEXAU4k4MkY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=DhkRgHnx4a8:NEXAU4k4MkY:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=DhkRgHnx4a8:NEXAU4k4MkY:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=DhkRgHnx4a8:NEXAU4k4MkY:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=DhkRgHnx4a8:NEXAU4k4MkY:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=DhkRgHnx4a8:NEXAU4k4MkY:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=DhkRgHnx4a8:NEXAU4k4MkY:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/DhkRgHnx4a8" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278214547http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278214547Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:09:28 -0500(781): So I’ll spare the details, but I think I discovered I’m lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you’ll be needing new sheets. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZiJmiyhklBy1-hLWgqVwZSNhK7Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZiJmiyhklBy1-hLWgqVwZSNhK7Q/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZiJmiyhklBy1-hLWgqVwZSNhK7Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ZiJmiyhklBy1-hLWgqVwZSNhK7Q/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=gMZ0XFXTcX4:QdjeEHF1Or8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=gMZ0XFXTcX4:QdjeEHF1Or8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=gMZ0XFXTcX4:QdjeEHF1Or8:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=gMZ0XFXTcX4:QdjeEHF1Or8:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=gMZ0XFXTcX4:QdjeEHF1Or8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=gMZ0XFXTcX4:QdjeEHF1Or8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=gMZ0XFXTcX4:QdjeEHF1Or8:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/gMZ0XFXTcX4" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042221http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042221Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:31 -0500(616): I’m gonna put my relationship status as “widowed” to see if it helps me get some poon. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5zWxVI--gMXi6HDjFVhlyhb_SK8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5zWxVI--gMXi6HDjFVhlyhb_SK8/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5zWxVI--gMXi6HDjFVhlyhb_SK8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5zWxVI--gMXi6HDjFVhlyhb_SK8/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bcTy7wtEMyI:udSqfqy9A5c:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bcTy7wtEMyI:udSqfqy9A5c:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bcTy7wtEMyI:udSqfqy9A5c:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=bcTy7wtEMyI:udSqfqy9A5c:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bcTy7wtEMyI:udSqfqy9A5c:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=bcTy7wtEMyI:udSqfqy9A5c:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bcTy7wtEMyI:udSqfqy9A5c:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/bcTy7wtEMyI" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042206http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042206Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:30 -0500(952): Um don’t talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0xirEcjCVGGSgGzfj4SsT9ptKHU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0xirEcjCVGGSgGzfj4SsT9ptKHU/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0xirEcjCVGGSgGzfj4SsT9ptKHU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0xirEcjCVGGSgGzfj4SsT9ptKHU/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=CR20pbJqFbk:pGQLzah5tfU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=CR20pbJqFbk:pGQLzah5tfU:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=CR20pbJqFbk:pGQLzah5tfU:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=CR20pbJqFbk:pGQLzah5tfU:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a 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<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/revZyamFOuo" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042212http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042212Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:30 -0500(478): tonight i’m making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_63qWg9EXJYmw-UbAcbCXDyi0Uw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_63qWg9EXJYmw-UbAcbCXDyi0Uw/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_63qWg9EXJYmw-UbAcbCXDyi0Uw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_63qWg9EXJYmw-UbAcbCXDyi0Uw/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bMoDlF6WuS0:PS8yqrO5SrE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bMoDlF6WuS0:PS8yqrO5SrE:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bMoDlF6WuS0:PS8yqrO5SrE:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=bMoDlF6WuS0:PS8yqrO5SrE:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bMoDlF6WuS0:PS8yqrO5SrE:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=bMoDlF6WuS0:PS8yqrO5SrE:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=bMoDlF6WuS0:PS8yqrO5SrE:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/bMoDlF6WuS0" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042218http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042218Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:30 -0500(412): Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PiZTpwYzYL4Z3K1KnaMTMK129lw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PiZTpwYzYL4Z3K1KnaMTMK129lw/0/di" 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href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=zSoa4JC7pqQ:idFJMrUqIME:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/zSoa4JC7pqQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042213http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042213Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:30 -0500(952): You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fh9ZT-C8uOTB5MigLxRuHlw-pRQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fh9ZT-C8uOTB5MigLxRuHlw-pRQ/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fh9ZT-C8uOTB5MigLxRuHlw-pRQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fh9ZT-C8uOTB5MigLxRuHlw-pRQ/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=51ySrij-XOU:JUhGAWBOVXk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=51ySrij-XOU:JUhGAWBOVXk:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=51ySrij-XOU:JUhGAWBOVXk:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=51ySrij-XOU:JUhGAWBOVXk:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=51ySrij-XOU:JUhGAWBOVXk:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=51ySrij-XOU:JUhGAWBOVXk:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=51ySrij-XOU:JUhGAWBOVXk:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/51ySrij-XOU" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042180http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042180Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:29 -0500(785): This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLvv-HqcqgdeAFd4tMN0kJcol0w/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLvv-HqcqgdeAFd4tMN0kJcol0w/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLvv-HqcqgdeAFd4tMN0kJcol0w/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/lLvv-HqcqgdeAFd4tMN0kJcol0w/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Eo7GkeOQwGk:itQgvUIBY08:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Eo7GkeOQwGk:itQgvUIBY08:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Eo7GkeOQwGk:itQgvUIBY08:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=Eo7GkeOQwGk:itQgvUIBY08:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Eo7GkeOQwGk:itQgvUIBY08:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=Eo7GkeOQwGk:itQgvUIBY08:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Eo7GkeOQwGk:itQgvUIBY08:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/Eo7GkeOQwGk" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042172http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042172Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:29 -0500(585): Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/75ZnV3gKwP-bBzVzVJTLrpxYM9Y/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/75ZnV3gKwP-bBzVzVJTLrpxYM9Y/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/75ZnV3gKwP-bBzVzVJTLrpxYM9Y/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/75ZnV3gKwP-bBzVzVJTLrpxYM9Y/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=x7CDyz0n0_c:mAl1sTt1zmE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=x7CDyz0n0_c:mAl1sTt1zmE:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=x7CDyz0n0_c:mAl1sTt1zmE:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=x7CDyz0n0_c:mAl1sTt1zmE:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=x7CDyz0n0_c:mAl1sTt1zmE:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=x7CDyz0n0_c:mAl1sTt1zmE:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=x7CDyz0n0_c:mAl1sTt1zmE:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/x7CDyz0n0_c" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042183http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042183Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:29 -0500(612): My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won’t help at all, but my life is awesome! <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/192ZUfnNbVOTo6f0BqQlYwsw48Q/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/192ZUfnNbVOTo6f0BqQlYwsw48Q/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/192ZUfnNbVOTo6f0BqQlYwsw48Q/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/192ZUfnNbVOTo6f0BqQlYwsw48Q/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=7hpiaxHdEok:Vyipf88QdL8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=7hpiaxHdEok:Vyipf88QdL8:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=7hpiaxHdEok:Vyipf88QdL8:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=7hpiaxHdEok:Vyipf88QdL8:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=7hpiaxHdEok:Vyipf88QdL8:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=7hpiaxHdEok:Vyipf88QdL8:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=7hpiaxHdEok:Vyipf88QdL8:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/7hpiaxHdEok" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042196http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042196Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:29 -0500(281): Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mx-lemZ9F4Xlpus6uViQDbuP_1M/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mx-lemZ9F4Xlpus6uViQDbuP_1M/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mx-lemZ9F4Xlpus6uViQDbuP_1M/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Mx-lemZ9F4Xlpus6uViQDbuP_1M/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Lbc9MVsPY0Q:c4yuXfTtVOI:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Lbc9MVsPY0Q:c4yuXfTtVOI:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Lbc9MVsPY0Q:c4yuXfTtVOI:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=Lbc9MVsPY0Q:c4yuXfTtVOI:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Lbc9MVsPY0Q:c4yuXfTtVOI:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=Lbc9MVsPY0Q:c4yuXfTtVOI:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Lbc9MVsPY0Q:c4yuXfTtVOI:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/Lbc9MVsPY0Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042187http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042187Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:29 -0500(510): I’m going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RKGks3EkgCbLfQk1UTbJ0tBLJvE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RKGks3EkgCbLfQk1UTbJ0tBLJvE/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/RKGks3EkgCbLfQk1UTbJ0tBLJvE/1/da"><img 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<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/EFgCiG1Unlk" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042203http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042203Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:29 -0500(817): this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EOhuj2dOtKVC6JIlQ1eaEaYk-jw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EOhuj2dOtKVC6JIlQ1eaEaYk-jw/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EOhuj2dOtKVC6JIlQ1eaEaYk-jw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/EOhuj2dOtKVC6JIlQ1eaEaYk-jw/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=63OayLg1M5c:E85qw33IZp0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=63OayLg1M5c:E85qw33IZp0:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=63OayLg1M5c:E85qw33IZp0:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=63OayLg1M5c:E85qw33IZp0:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=63OayLg1M5c:E85qw33IZp0:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=63OayLg1M5c:E85qw33IZp0:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=63OayLg1M5c:E85qw33IZp0:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/63OayLg1M5c" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042167http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/278042167Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:49:28 -0500(614): i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kn5k4vwvCPu7_ClhRHMwQPlaiso/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kn5k4vwvCPu7_ClhRHMwQPlaiso/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kn5k4vwvCPu7_ClhRHMwQPlaiso/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kn5k4vwvCPu7_ClhRHMwQPlaiso/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Qb63jFHCb8M:7efIRTTVhZs:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Qb63jFHCb8M:7efIRTTVhZs:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Qb63jFHCb8M:7efIRTTVhZs:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=Qb63jFHCb8M:7efIRTTVhZs:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Qb63jFHCb8M:7efIRTTVhZs:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=Qb63jFHCb8M:7efIRTTVhZs:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=Qb63jFHCb8M:7efIRTTVhZs:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/Qb63jFHCb8M" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/277874283http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/277874283Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:13:14 -0500(845): She laid down on my bed and played “I want you to want me” on my laptop. subtle. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5nOBJ1yIXyCCfYkHSTyHEkOuRIk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5nOBJ1yIXyCCfYkHSTyHEkOuRIk/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5nOBJ1yIXyCCfYkHSTyHEkOuRIk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5nOBJ1yIXyCCfYkHSTyHEkOuRIk/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=hHiCT6PdZdc:Sbahao5Fe34:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=hHiCT6PdZdc:Sbahao5Fe34:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=hHiCT6PdZdc:Sbahao5Fe34:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=hHiCT6PdZdc:Sbahao5Fe34:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=hHiCT6PdZdc:Sbahao5Fe34:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?i=hHiCT6PdZdc:Sbahao5Fe34:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=hHiCT6PdZdc:Sbahao5Fe34:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"/></a> </div> <img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/tfln/~4/hHiCT6PdZdc" height="1" width="1"/>http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/277874279http://textsfromlastnight.tumblr.com/post/277874279Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:13:13 -0500(412): girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid. <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MQQGmwNTXlfZ0PPKYWkvbIufEg4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MQQGmwNTXlfZ0PPKYWkvbIufEg4/0/di" border="0" ismap/></a><br/><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MQQGmwNTXlfZ0PPKYWkvbIufEg4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MQQGmwNTXlfZ0PPKYWkvbIufEg4/1/di" border="0" ismap/></a></p> <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=6SmB06SCGfY:FzQkbtdcb7M:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"/></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?a=6SmB06SCGfY:FzQkbtdcb7M:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/tfln?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"/></a> <a 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